How can you review someone like Hitler i hear you ask? This wouldn’t be a very good review everything blog if i’m not available to review Hitler, So shuddup.
Firstly to understand the man we have to see the man.
Firstly lets review the mans look, he is a style icon for dress up parties alike and to replicate his look for parties is a simple method to annoy a lot of people. (See Prince Harrys malarkies a few years back)
Lets point out the evilness of the man. I would compare him to Gargamel from the Smurfs. Both show a tendency to hate different races of people. Hitler hated Jews, homosexuals and retards, Gargamel hated little blue people.
Even though Hitler lost World War 2, his persistence could be classed as legendary, almost on par with Zubat from the pokemon games where Hitler obviously got his inspiration from and his 4 steps to success programme.
1- Hide only in caves.
2-Pop out and random intervals to annoy annoying kids or jews and to use his special supersonic ability.
3- If they run away, pop up again at a random interval less than ten seconds later.
4- Round all the people who have annoyed him up and gas them.
Apart from the disgraceful nature of step 4, if we study these steps we have to grow to admire his persistence.
Now we come to the main point of this review….the man is dead, which immediatly docks him points. If he was alive i would review and rate hitler as a 6 or 7 out of ten.
Instead he gets an unhealthy 4 out of 10 purley because if your dead, now matter how old you are or would be means that you failed at life, which is not a good sign in any my books. (Which i havent written any of yet)
Next time on Callum’s Review……. Fuck it im not telling you.